Deep Thoughts

1. If Maxim has photoshopped women on it's cover every month, why doesn't Cosmo have photoshopped men? I don't need to see MORE photoshopped women, thanks. 

2. Crutches have been around since, like 1527. Why hasn't anyone invented something better yet? #milliondollaridea

3. It's 2014, people. Why isn't Rosie the Robot cleaning my house? Why don't cars fly? #jetsons

4. I hope that people who clean the port-a-potty at concerts and so forth get paid a shit ton of money. 

5. Why is there only one version of the alphabet song?